The 20 good reasons to have a date with an Engineer

Often the engineer is considered a sort of hermit devoted to calculations and measurements; divorced from any relationship with the female gender. But the truth is hidden under a mountain of derivatives and factorial is quite different. We see, therefore, what are the advantages in cornering an incredible example of an engineer and keep it close to life drawn from Superman:

20 good reasons to go out with an engineer
# 1. You're never find yourself without the risk of a pen in his company
# 2. His knowledge of fluid mechanics will make you avoid unwanted pregnancies
# 3. After two weeks of attending your computer will inexplicably thirty times more potent
# 4. If an argument understands to be wrong quietly admits he was wrong, the problem is that it is never wrong
# 5. It can help you with your exams in mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology, letters, history, sociology and practically almost all subjects
# 6. The years spent working with keyboard and calculator led him to develop massive muscles in the fingers can program yourself orgasm
# 7. His teenage nerd outcast gave him a wonderful feeling
# 8. For his birthday give him just the circuit board of your old calculator to make it happy
# 9. The scarcity of females within its scope both at university and at work you do not proxy irrational jealousy
# 10. Do your parents approve of 100%
# 11. No need to call electricians or plumbers in emergencies, saving a lot of money to be rubbish in shoes
# 12. His knowledge in the mechanical make a sort of divinity in getting its piston between the sheets
# 13. You can repaired whatever you break, from the iPad to the flush
# 14. The disputes are not resolved with screams or barrel but with practice slides projected on the wall of the living room
# 15. You do not have to read any more instruction booklet when you buy something
# 16. The first time you invite him to your house takes a look at the foundations. When it is certain that the house is stable begins to make her tremble possedendoti biblically
# 17. The stereotype of the engineer throughout the brain and muscles nothing will be torn down as soon as you take away the T-shirt
# 18. He knows how to give you pleasure by calculating the blood pressure in your head and the temperature of the ends of your limbs
# 19. When he comes out with his friends do not have to worry about going to hoes; is certainly in some pub to discuss Soviet submarines
# 20. "It's not the length of the vector, but how you apply the force"