Letter from a wife who leaves her husband ... beautiful response !!!

The wife writes: Dear husband, I am writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for something better.

 I've been a good wife to you for seven years and I must not show it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called me to tell me that today you're fired and this' was just your last bullshit. Last week, you came home and did not notice that I was to get my hair and nails, that I had cooked your favorite meal and was wearing a new brand of lingerie. You came home and ate in two minutes, and then you went straight to sleep after watching the game. Do not tell me more than you love me, do not touch me anymore. Whether you're making fun of me or not love me anymore, whatever it is, I'll leave you. Good luck!

Signed: your ex-wife
  Ps: if you're trying to find me, do not do it: your brother and I are going to live together

The husband replies: Dear ex-wife, nothing has filled my day like to receive your letter. It 's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although the ideal of the good wife, as long as it exists, is very far from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown your endless nagging. It must be so bad that it can not work. I did notice when you cut all your hair last week, and the first thing I thought 'was: "you look like a man." My mother taught me not to say anything if you can not say anything nice. Have you cooked my favorite meal, but maybe you confused with my brother, because I stopped eating pork sixteen years ago. I went to sleep when you were wearing that new lingerie because the price tag was still attached: I prayed it was just a coincidence that he had paid 50 € to my brother the other day and that your lingerie it cost 49.99 euro . Despite all this, I still loved you and felt that we could get out. So when I found out that I had won the lottery 10 million euro, I quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica. But when you came back you were gone. I think that everything happens for a reason. I hope you have a full life you've always wanted. My lawyer said, having regard to the letter that you wrote, you will not have a penny from me. Take care of yourself!
Signed by: rich as the devil and free
Ps: I do not know if I ever told my brother but, before his name was Carlo .. His name was Carla: I hope this is not a problem.